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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Bawdy riddles
Message-ID: <1234@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 2-Oct-83 22:19:56 EDT
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Posted: Sun Oct  2 22:19:56 1983
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For my parents 40th wedding anniversary they gave me a book  called  "The
Bawdy  Bedside  Reader" (don't bother trying to figure it out, I've known
them for years and it does make any sense to me).  Be that as it may, here
are some riddles from the riddles section:

Q:      What's the difference between a rooster and a shyster?

A:      A rooster clucks defiance.


Q:      What do they call an abortion in Prague

A:      A canceled Czech.


Q:      What are the three most insulting words in the world?

A:      Is it in?


Q:      What do you call an uncircumcised Jewish baby?

A:      A girl.


                             That's all, folks

                                     OZ
                              seismo!rlgvax!oz