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Subject: Re: he and she
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Date: Mon, 10-Oct-83 00:27:55 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 10 00:27:55 1983
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Very good, druca!bkj. My Dad once told me of a similar one
that goes something like this:


HE GRABBED ME BY MY SLENDER NECK

He grabbed me by my slender neck,
I could not call or scream.

He dragged me to his tiny room,
where we could not be seen.

He tore away my filmy wrap,
And gazed upon my form.

I so cold and frightened,
While he so strong and warm.

He pressed me to his thirsty lips,
I gave him every drop.

He drained me of my very self,
I could not make him stop!

And that is why you see me here,
An empty, broken bottle of beer...




Scott Collins
Purdue University


P.S.
	Sorry, offended ladies.