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Subject: Arti.joke
Message-ID: <348@inuxd.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 3-Oct-83 17:24:41 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct  3 17:24:41 1983
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     Once upon a time a guy named Arti decided to join the mafia.  So he went
to see the local hood who told him what to do.
     He told him to find a certain guy, kill him, and if he did a good job
he would also receive as a reward, one dollar.
     So Arti tracked the guy down and met him in the local Kroger parking lot.
Arti strangled this guy, along with two other people that he thought were
witnesses.  The hood payed him a dollar, along with inducting him into the 
Mafia.
     Well, the police caught up with Arti, and arrested him with three counts
of cold-blooded murder.   Upon receiving the news, the local paper printed
the incident with the headlines:























Arti Chokes three for a dollar at Korgers