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From: sota@fluke.UUCP (Bruce White)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Clean and funny Polish joke
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Date: Mon, 10-Oct-83 00:37:05 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 10 00:37:05 1983
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	Three guys walk into a bar, an Irishman, an American, and a Polack.
	The Irishman walks up to the bartender and says
		"Give me a W and W"
	The bartender thinks for a moment and then inquires what a "W and W"
	is.  The Irishman responds,
		"That's a whiskey and water"
	Next comes the Englishman.
		"Make mine a T and T"
	Again the bartender is forced to inquire what the expression means.
		"Oh, that's a Tanqueray and Tonic, of course"
	Now the Polack has been listening to these exchanges, and he realizes
	that he should come up with a clever nickname for his drink.  He thinks
	for a moment, and then says,
		"I'll have a fifteen"
	The bartender is really perplexed at this comment, but finally is
	forced to ask just what a "fifteen" is.  The Polack says
		"A Seven and Seven, what do you think?"