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From: wm@tekchips.UUCP (Wm Leler)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: I'm not responsible for these
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Date: Wed, 5-Oct-83 17:18:39 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct  5 17:18:39 1983
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I'm getting tired of all the "What has no arms or legs..."
jokes, but I just had to submit this one:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

	Ground Beef

And, just to make up for that one --

Why don't anteaters ever get sick?

Because they are full of little ant-i-bodies.

				Thanks, JC.
				Wm Leler
				wm.Tektronix@Rand-relay

p.s. did you hear that Willy Nelson got run over by a car?
	He was playing on the road again.