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From: aaronf@bronze.UUCP (Aaron Friend)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: American Indian customs (rot-13)
Message-ID: <811@bronze.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Oct-83 14:48:33 EDT
Article-I.D.: bronze.811
Posted: Wed Oct  5 14:48:33 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 7-Oct-83 07:21:31 EDT
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     Oneoen Jnygref jnf qbvat n qbphzragnel ba  gur  phfgbzf
bs Nzrevpna Vaqvnaf. Nsgre n gbhe bs n erfreingvba gurl jrer
ba, fur nfx JUL gur qvssrerapr va gur ahzore bs srnguref  va
gur urnqqerffrf?

     Fur nfxrq n oenir jub unq bayl bar srngure va uvf  urq-
qerff.  Uvf ercyl jnf, "Zr unir bayl bar fdhnj, zr unir bayl
bar srngure".  Fur nfxrq nabgure oenir,  srryvat  gur  svefg
sryybj  jnf  bayl  wbxvat.  Guvf oenir unq 4 srnguref va uvf
urnqqerff. Ur ercyvrq, "HTU, Zr unir 4 srnguref, orpnhfr  zr
fyrrc jvgu 4 fdhnjf".

     Fgvyy abg pbaivaprq gur ahzore  bs  srnguref  vaqvpngrq
gur  ahzore bs fdhnjf vaibyirq, fur qrpvqrq gb vagreivrj gur
Puvrs.

     Abj gur Puvrs unq n urnqqerff shyy bs  srnguref  juvpu,
arrqyrff  gb  fnl,  nzhfrq  Zf Jnygref. Fur nfxrq gur Puvrs,
"Jul qb lbh unir fb znal srnguref va lbhe urnqqerff?".

     Gur Puvrs cebhqyl  cbhaqrq  uvf  purfg  naq  fnvq,  "Zr
Puvrs,  Zr  Shpx-Rz  Nyy,  ovt,  fznyy sng, gnyy, Zr Shpx-Rz
Nyy".  Ubeevsvrq, Zf Jnygref fgngrq, "Lbh bhtug gb or uhat".
Gur  Puvrs  ercyvrq,  "Lbh  qnzzrq evtug, zr uhat.. Ovt yvxr
Ohssnyb, ybat yvxr fanxr".

     Zf Jnygref pevrq, "Lbh qba'g unir gb or fb tbqqnz  ubf-
gvyr!".   Gur  Puvrs  ercyvrq, "Ubff-fglyr, qbt-fglyr, jbys-
fglyr, nal-fglyr, zr shpx-rz nyy".

     Grnef va ure rlrf, Zf Jnygref  pevrq,  "Bu  Qrne",  Gur
Puvrs fnvq, "ab qrne", zr ab shpx qrne. Nffubyr gbb uvtu naq
shpxref eha gbb snfg. Ab shpx qrne."