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From: dave@fluke.UUCP (Dave Van Ess)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Avoiding A Speeding Ticket
Message-ID: <745@vax2.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Oct-83 11:50:21 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct  5 11:50:21 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 8-Oct-83 05:53:28 EDT
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, Wash
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Here's a way to avoid getting a speed ticket.

	When a police man stops you, first apologize and then
	explain you were speeding so not to be late for your
	appointment at the AIDS clinic.

This should get you off.


				Dave (no radar detector for me) Van Ess
				John Fluke Mfg. Co. Inc.
				Everett WA