Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!tekmdp!erict From: erict@tekmdp.UUCP (Eric Thums) Newsgroups: net.movies Subject: Favorite Worst Movie (spoiler) Message-ID: <2236@tekmdp.UUCP> Date: Thu, 22-Sep-83 12:38:01 EDT Article-I.D.: tekmdp.2236 Posted: Thu Sep 22 12:38:01 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 23-Sep-83 22:39:47 EDT Lines: 14 Anyone ever see The Crater Lake Monster? It shows up on the late show about once every ten years. The monster looks like a shag carpet with tennis shoes, and whenever it eats someone, you first get a close-up shot of the victim on the ground, screaming, then the guys under the shag carpet pull their next meal in with them. (At one point I counted eight pairs of scruffy sneakers under the carpet.) The best part, though, is the monster's demise. After it eats half the people around the lake, the handsome, all-American hero kills it with a bulldozer. It's worth the electricty needed to run your television. Eric Thums Tektronix, Inc. MDP