Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!tektronix!tekmdp!markp
From: markp@tekmdp.UUCP (Mark Paulin)
Newsgroups: net.movies
Subject: "Terror in Tiny Town"
Message-ID: <2247@tekmdp.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 23-Sep-83 18:17:09 EDT
Article-I.D.: tekmdp.2247
Posted: Fri Sep 23 18:17:09 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 25-Sep-83 14:03:58 EDT
Lines: 22


I'm sad to admit that I have seen most of this loser.  It was part of a triple
-feature at "Cinema 21" here in Portland.  The bill was:

"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
"Terror in Tiny Town"
"The Worm-Eaters"

My favorite part of "Terror..." was when one of the midgets rides up to the
local saloon, dismounts his pony, walks *under* the hitching rail and then
*under* the traditional chest-height swinging doors of the saloon...  Soon
after this I couldn't take any more, so I repaired to the tavern next door
for a pitcher.  I didn't return to the theatre, except to say goodbye to my
foolish friends who swore they'd stay right through to the end of "The Worm
-Eaters".  The couple of minutes I saw of it were as disgusting as you might
imagine...


I laughed, I cried, I kissed three bucks goodbye.  At least I got drunk.

Mark Paulin
...tektronix!tekmdp!markp