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From: jeffw@tekecs.UUCP (Jeff Winslow)
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Subject: Classical Composer Quiz
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Date: Fri, 30-Sep-83 15:51:48 EDT
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OK, so you guys think I take "classical" music too seriously, huh?
Well, take this...


CLASSICAL COMPOSER QUIZ - Fill in the names of the famous composers:


1. A skillet on Broadway is a ____________ .

2. Sometimes the teacher is in the front, sometimes in the ___________ .

3. A make-believe world where everyone can hack it: ___________ 

4. When his mother wants Bertrand out of the house, she says, "___________".

5. Unfortunately, the first little pig put his faith in a ___________ .

6. Jack asked the Paris cop if he should take the No. 3 or No. 4 bus to the
   Eiffel Tower. The cop said, "Take ________________".

7. What did the Jamaican jazz man say when he was asked to sit in on the
   session? "__________"

8. Fred spent the evening drinking with the boys at the tavern. They thought
   they solved all the world's problems, but it was only a lot of _________ .

9. A bashful Russian heifer is a ___________ .

10. After making payments for three years on his car, Dave __________ any more
    on it.

11. Mr. Moate paints for a hobby, but people call his things _________ .

12. An English gentleman found welts all over his arms after eating
    strawberries and concluded that he had ___________ .

13. When asked to direct the Messiah, Mrs. Moore said that she could _______ 
    it.


Please don't post your answers, although if I get enough requests, I will
(if I can figure them all out - 10 and 12 I haven't yet).

                                         Jeff Winslow