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From: mr.mincemeat@syteka.UUCP (mr.mincemeat)
Newsgroups: net.poems
Subject: two.poems
Message-ID: <368@syteka.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 22-Sep-83 12:44:06 EDT
Article-I.D.: syteka.368
Posted: Thu Sep 22 12:44:06 1983
Date-Received: Mon, 26-Sep-83 02:57:11 EDT
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	      I have lots of things in my pockets;
	      None of them is worth anything.
	      Sociopolitical whines aside,
	      Gan you give me, gratis, free,
	      The price of half a gallon
	      Of gallo extra bad
	      And most of the bus fare home....










		We love our little Johnny
		He's the best little boy in all the world
		And we wouldn't trade him for anything
		That's how much we love him.

		No, we couldn't live without him
		So that's why, since he died,
		We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer.
		He's so good, so well-behaved,
		Even better than before;
		Oh, such a wonderful kid he is.

		Alice and me, we'll never be lonely,
		Never miss our little Johnny,
		He'll never grow up and leave us
		That's why we love him like we do.


			mr.mincemeat

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