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From: kenr@tekecs.UUCP (Ken Rhodes)
Newsgroups: net.poems
Subject: a parody of Mason Williams
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Date: Wed, 28-Sep-83 14:50:33 EDT
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Posted: Wed Sep 28 14:50:33 1983
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I've had this in my .plan for a while:


"I plan to rip off Mason Williams"

How 'bout them .plans?
Ain't they of use?
Waitin' to be fingered
by me and youse.

Fingered by managers,
Wanna read a plan;
Fingered by Software-Twos
Workin' on the LAN.

Look at them .plans,
Can't you resist?
Some are kinda funny,
Others don't exist.

Them crazy .plans,
Lurkin' in a file,
Gettin' to be read
Once in a while.

How to write a .plan?
Involves no tricks.
Get yourself a terminal,
Type it into 'NIX.

Ken Rhodes
formerly at decvax!teklabs!tekecs!kenr
now at decvax!teklabs!aat!kenr