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Subject: Re: NFL Realignment
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Date: Fri, 30-Sep-83 17:06:20 EDT
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Posted: Fri Sep 30 17:06:20 1983
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 (UPI,N.Y.,N.Y.Friday 30th Sept '83).

   Following the announcement the the New York Jets will play the '84 season
at the Meadowlands Sports complex,East Rutherford,New Jersey and the subsequent
hysterical rantings of New York Mayor Ed Koch that he will bring an NFL team
back to New York.Current favorites of hizzonr are the Dolphins(what move back 
up to the frigid north ???) and the Colts(no thank you very much !).To dispell
anxiety that must be running rampant around the NFL,New Jersey govenor Thomas
Kean(pr Cain)in conjuction with Peoples Express Airlines(conveniently located
at Newark,N.J. airport) have proposed the following NFL re-alignment.


     Monday Night Division at the Meadowlands

                 New Jersey Giants
                 New Jersey Colts
                 New Jersey Chargers
                 New Jersey Eagles
                 New Jersey Falcons


     Tuesday Night Division at the Meadowlands

                 New Jersey Bears 
                 New Jersey Cowboys
                 New Jersey Vikings 
                 New Jersey Steelers
                 New Jersey Oilers 


     Wednesday Night Division at the Meadowlands

                 New Jersey Dolphins
                 New Jersey Saints  
                 New Jersey Packers
                 New Jersey Buccaneers


     Thursday Night Division at the Meadowlands

                 New Jersey Browns
                 New Jersey Seahawks
                 New Jersey Bengals 
                 New Jersey Chiefs 
                 New Jersey Cardinals


     Friday Night Division at the Meadowlands

                 New Jersey Redskins
                 New Jersey Raiders
                 New Jersey 49ers    
                 New Jersey Patriots
                 New Jersey Rams   


     Saturday Night Division at the Meadowlands

                 New Jersey Lions 
                 New Jersey Bills
                 New Jersey Broncos 
                 New Jersey Jets    


   When contacted at his home (Saddle River,N.J. 12 miles from the Meadowlands
complex),commissioner Pete Rozelle declined to comment on the offer.





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