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From: davidl@tekid.UUCP (David Levadie)
Newsgroups: net.women
Subject: Re: Hairy legs and monkey suits
Message-ID: <1524@tekid.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 13-Sep-83 13:56:32 EDT
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Posted: Tue Sep 13 13:56:32 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 14-Sep-83 07:12:11 EDT
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Take heart, Prentiss.  In my basement I am concocting an aerosol spray
which can be dispersed into the ventilating system of office buildings,
which will cause neckties to immediately shrink to 1/10 of their former
size.  I feel that I should also produce a feminine analog, in order
to avoid charges of sexism.  I considered trying to turn perfume into
cyanide gas but it might take out some Innocent Bystanders.  Any
suggestions?  (Besides psychotherapy.)