Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site fortune.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!amd70!fortune!newman From: newman@fortune.UUCP (Steven Newman) Newsgroups: net.flame,net.tv Subject: David Letterman...FEH! Message-ID: <1568@fortune.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Oct-83 18:43:06 EDT Article-I.D.: fortune.1568 Posted: Fri Oct 7 18:43:06 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 9-Oct-83 04:53:44 EDT Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA Lines: 41 <<<>>> Right then! I have sat here patiently, enduring countless lines of text dedicated to the praise of that talentless toad, David Letterman, in silence; BUT NO MORE!! I can no longer stay quiet. The "last straw" occured recently when someone (unsigned) posted an article to the net., dubbing Letterman as "the King of Sarcasm". <<<<<<<<<*********NOVA!!!!********>>>>>>>>> That title belongs to (and has always belonged to) a REAL comedian by the name of Don Rickles!! A sarcasm contest between the two of them (not to mention a TALENT contest) would leave Letterman limp and bleeding in, say, oh, 0.5 seconds! <<>> Is there no one out there in net.-land (aside from me) that does NOT find D.L. funny? Come on, there must be SOME others... All right, you may all now be sauseges, and do your wurst. I've already rented the SCUBA gear, and have had my terminal water-sealed. Somewhere just off-shore (and about 5 fathoms down) Steve-I don't like David Letterman-Newman P.S. while it may be unnesasary to mention this, I vote a resounding *NO* for net.Letterman (or whatever) s.n.