Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site fortune.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!eagle!mhuxi!houxm!ihnp4!fortune!notes From: notes@fortune.UUCP Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: Re: Flame Against Lazy People With Dogs - (nf) Message-ID: <1537@fortune.UUCP> Date: Sun, 2-Oct-83 23:02:34 EDT Article-I.D.: fortune.1537 Posted: Sun Oct 2 23:02:34 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 12-Oct-83 12:22:34 EDT Sender: notes@fortune.UUCP Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA Lines: 9 #R:ihuxb:-35000:fortune:3400013:000:184 fortune!norskog Oct 2 19:57:00 1983 It's really very simple. Leave dog food around on your lawn. No, don't poison it. Dogs are real dumb (I'm a cat man, they're much brighter) but they don't defecate where they eat.