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From: mark@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Horton)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Pizza Hut and the 5 minute fraud
Message-ID: <457@cbosgd.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 20-Oct-83 00:39:38 EDT
Article-I.D.: cbosgd.457
Posted: Thu Oct 20 00:39:38 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 21-Oct-83 06:32:56 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus
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For the second time today, I tried the heavily advertised 5 minute
pizza at Pizza Hut.  Went in, got seated, decided what I wanted,
and waited for someone to take my order.  Waited.  Waited.  Yawn.
Read the fine print on the menu.  Something to the effect that the
5 minutes starts when you place your order.  After 15 minutes, I
got disgusted and left.  Went to Ponderosa and had a nice, fast lunch.

This is not the first time.  Tried it about a month ago and the
exact same thing happened.  If they won't take your order, you
can't get a pizza.  Nor must they give you a free pizza.

IF YOU ARE IN A HURRY, DO NOT BELIEVE THE PIZZA HUT COMMERCIALS.