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Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: You have just won ...
Message-ID: <314@hocda.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 25-Oct-83 12:52:45 EDT
Article-I.D.: hocda.314
Posted: Tue Oct 25 12:52:45 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 26-Oct-83 08:59:48 EDT
Organization: Bell Labs, Holmdel
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I just got a notification in the mail yesterday telling me that I had just
won one of the following:
1. An Oddysey2 Video game "suggested retail value $199.95"
   (usually sold for around $70)
2. A 35mm camera
3. A clock radio/telephone

All I had to do was drive to some resort in northern New Hampshire (I live
in southern NH) with my wife (I am not married) and make between $25000
and $60000 (I think) per year (I won't disclose my salary).  I get one of
these about every other month from various ski resorts in New Hampshire,
but I have never checked them out, since I don't qualify.  I have noticed
one thing all of these offers have in common - they are all mailed from
Minneapolis or another midwestern city (I don't remember the other city).

The ad said specifically to bring "my wife".  Do they send different forms
to women, or do they expect just the males to read this junk?  Mine was
addressed to "Mr and Mrs".  Oh yes, I almost forgot - I have to be over the
age of 25 to qualify too.

Congratulations!! You have just won one of the following:
1. Credit for designing the AT&T logo
2. A vacation in Grenada
3. A Massachusetts driver's license

Support the postal service - send junk mail!!!     :-)

					>-(          (a junk mail hater)
					Scott Abbot
					Bell Labs, Merrimack Valley