Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!yale-com!debenedi From: debenedi@yale-com.UUCP (Robert DeBenedictis) Newsgroups: net.followup Subject: Re: Doggie doo Message-ID: <2137@yale-com.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Oct-83 17:30:02 EDT Article-I.D.: yale-com.2137 Posted: Fri Oct 7 17:30:02 1983 Date-Received: Sun, 9-Oct-83 06:18:28 EDT References: tekid.1579 Lines: 16 I remember this story (probably untrue): Person A's dog would always go over to Person B's yard to "do his doodie." Person B got fed up. Person B purchased some real good ground beef and a box of Ex-Lax. He mixed them together. Person A's dog ate it, went back to his owner's yard and didn't stop shitting. The poor dog died shortly. I DON'T recommend this; rather engage in subtle psychological warfare against the owner. OR if you're TRULY amoral, coat his doorknob with a DMSO-LSD mixture. To be unexpectedly tripping is one of the most terrifying things in the world. (DMSO is the "universal solvent" & will allow the LSD to be quickly and efficientl absorbed." Robert DeBenedictis ("I don't know WHERE this anarchist mood came from. Could it be from reading news for 5 hours?")