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Subject: Re: Kill Orcus
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Date: Wed, 5-Oct-83 15:36:31 EDT
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	(Solution #3 in a series)

	1. Armed with the Sceptre of Infinite Decibels, and some 
	cotton balls, you flip into Orcus' home plane.

	2. Use you surprise round to (quickly) say:

	"Hey there, all you people, it's a beautiful day, it's 4:15
	in the afternoon, temperature 74 degrees, clear skies, gonna
	play the number one song for ya now, so ROCK AND ROLL!"

	3. As Orcus turns, you use the Sceptre of oo Dbs to cause
	"Safety Dance" to reverberate through the {room,cave,hall}
	at +180 Db, causing Orcus to twitch and gyrate uncontrollably
	in time to the beat, while you watch, saved by your cotton
	earplugs.

	4. Since he is preoccupied, you may now beat him to death with
	a toothpick or any other small weapon you have handy.

Darth Wombat (who has a hat)