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From: ladew@ihuxm.UUCP (Joe LaDew)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Cinderella Joke !!
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Date: Fri, 7-Oct-83 10:09:25 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct  7 10:09:25 1983
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One night cinderella wanted to go to the ball, but she could'nt
because she was having her period and did'nt have a Tampon.
So while she was sitting there, being depressed, her fairy
godmother appeared.  Her fairy godmother said her Cinderella,
take this "golden Tampon" and go to the ball, BUT beware,
be home by Mid-night or the golden tampon will turn into a
Pumpkin.
  So Cinderella took the Tampon and went to the ball.
Ciderella was having a good time at the ball.  Time and more
time had passed,  The Fairy godmother was waiting at home for
Cinderella, and she was worried.  It was 11:30 and no sign of
Cinderella.  More time passed and it soon came to be shortly
after midnight.  Cinderella then came walking through the door.
  The fairy godmother real worried jumped up and asked
Cinderella where in the hell was she, did'nt the Tampon
turn into a pumpkin at Mid-night ??
Cinderella replied, Yes the Tampon turned into a pumkin,
but thats alright, I met Peter Peter the Pumkin' eater !!!

(bad joke! sorry)