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From: cdash@druxv.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: how to "do it"
Message-ID: <1084@druxv.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Oct-83 16:10:26 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct  7 16:10:26 1983
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from an old list long lost...

plumbers do it with helpers
electricians do it with wire nuts
simulators do it continuously and discretely with models
hockey goalies do it in the crease
carpenters do it toungue 'n groove
outfielders do it up against the wall
jet pilots do it with reverse thrust
mathemeticians do it by inversion
stunt pilots do it upside down
musicians do it from root position

...!druxv!cdash {charlie shub AT&T-IS Denver (303) 538-3922}