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From: slimw@mhuxh.UUCP (wittman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Flatulence (rot13)
Message-ID: <1131@mhuxh.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Oct-83 20:30:11 EDT
Article-I.D.: mhuxh.1131
Posted: Wed Oct  5 20:30:11 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 9-Oct-83 16:31:52 EDT
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	N sevraq bs zvar erpragyl gbbx uvf juvgr-unverq ryqreyl sngure
gb n ahefvat ubzr. Ur sryg gung gur ubzr jbhyq or noyr gb tvir uvz
zber naq orggre nggragvba nf jryy nf cebivqr pbzcnavbaf pybfre gb uvf
sngure'f ntr.
	Jryy gur byq zna svg evtug va naq znqr uvzfrys evtug gb ubzr va
gvzr ng nyy. Bar qnl guvf ur jnf fvggvat va gur ybhatr ernqvat n 
zntnmvar, zvaqvat uvf bja ohfvarff, jura ur fgnegrq yrnavat sbejneq. N
ahefr frrvat guvf byq zna yrnavat ba uvf jnl gb snyyvat bire tbg hc
naq jnyxrq bire gb uvz naq cynprq n cvyybj va sebag bs gur byq zna gb cebc 
uvz hc.
	N yvggyr juvyr yngre gur byq zna, fgvyy ernqvat, fgnegvat yrnavat
gb gur evtug. Jryy, gur ahefr pnzr bire ntnva naq guvf gvzr chg n cvyybj
ntnvafg uvf evtug fvqr. Va n srj zvahgrf gur byq zna ortna gb yrna gbjneq
gur yrsg. Jryy gur ahefr unq rabhtu fb guvf gvzr fur chg n cvyybj ba 
uvf yrsg naq nyfb oruvaq uvz naq gvrq nyy sbhe cvyybjf gb uvz jvgu n 
furrg.
	N srj qnlf yngre zl sevraq, gur byq zna'f fba, jrag gb ivfvg uvf
sngure sbe gur svefg gvzr fvapr ur unq gnxra uvz gurer. Zl sevraq vadhverq
nf gb ubj gur byq zna yvxrq gur ubzr. 

	Gur byq zna ercyvrq "Jryy gur sbbq vf dhvgr tbbq, gur pbzcnal
vf avpr, naq gur ahefrf ner irel nggragvir.
		 Bar guvat gubhtu, gurl jba'g yrg zr SNEG!



			Vg vf qrsvargyl orggre jura gbyq va crefba jvgu
		n yvggyr obql ynathntr. Znlor jvgu ivqrbgrkg naq n pneq bs
		bs fpengpu naq favss ???
		
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