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From: davies@uiuccsb.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Re: IBM Humor - (nf)
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Date: Sat, 8-Oct-83 22:37:35 EDT
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uiuccsb!davies    Oct  8 15:00:00 1983

The IBM OS PL/1 compiler once gave me these two messages on one program:

LOGICAL END OF PROGRAM FOUND BEFORE END OF SOURCE TEXT.
END OF SOURCE TEXT FOUND BEFORE LOGICAL END OF PROGRAM.

Sounds like the basic chicken-and-egg problem to me.