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From: eric@washu.UUCP (Eric Kiebler)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Light Bulb Jokes
Message-ID: <157@washu.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 9-Oct-83 15:31:09 EDT
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Posted: Sun Oct  9 15:31:09 1983
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  1) (Everybody knows) 100 -- 1 to do it and 99 to share the experience
  2) (Few people know) Californians don't screw in light bulbs;
		       they screw in hot tubs.

(Original)
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None.  It turned itself in.


How many net subscribers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  100.  One to do it, and 99 others to tell him how utterly wothless
	it is to even attempt to begin to start to wonder about maybe
	getting ready to do it because somebody has probably already
	done it anyway and besides that light bulbs aren't supported
	in System V (4.2 does not support light bulbs, but they
	do support the sockets!).

		C\C\
		  @^@
		   >
		  \_/

eric
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