Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ut-sally.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!floyd!clyde!ihnp4!zehntel!hplabs!hao!kpno!ut-sally!riddle From: riddle@ut-sally.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: NDPC "jokes" (offensive but unrotated) Message-ID: <123@ut-sally.UUCP> Date: Mon, 10-Oct-83 11:47:06 EDT Article-I.D.: ut-sally.123 Posted: Mon Oct 10 11:47:06 1983 Date-Received: Wed, 12-Oct-83 23:52:25 EDT Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas Lines: 37 Gee, I have all the luck. Somehow I have received a free six-month subscription to "New Solidarity", the propaganda rag put out by Lyndon H. LaRouche's National Democratic Policy Committee (the same folks behind the "Club of Life" and the pro-nuclear moonies mentioned on the net a little while back). There are many offensive, frightening and generally ridiculous things about "New Solidarity" which I could comment on in net.politics or net.flame, but I thought that instead I'd reproduce a few NDPC "jokes" from the editorial page of "New Solidarity" and let you decide for yourself. (These are copyright 1983 by Campaign Publications. Reproduced without permission.) An untrained dog is like a liberal Democrat -- he leaves his opinions lying all over the place. There was a Haitian sow who gave birth to a homosexual pig. Now she is suing Henry Kissinger for child support. AIDS began when a pig spent the night with Henry Kissinger in Port au Prince. The authorities are still trying to find out who the carrier was. The U.S. should punish the U.S.S.R. by cancelling Kiss- inger... or at least his subscription to Soviet Life. Q. What do Iranians call the day of the Khomeini takeover in Iran? A. V-D Day. Q. Why do Andropov and Qaddafi get along so well with the Ayatollah? A. They're Co-maniacs. You know about the GPU (Gay-Pay-U): it's the pederast divi- sion of the KGB.