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Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Drunks in graveyard
Message-ID: <362@aplvax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Oct-83 00:13:09 EDT
Article-I.D.: aplvax.362
Posted: Tue Oct 11 00:13:09 1983
Date-Received: Thu, 13-Oct-83 06:23:56 EDT
Organization: JHU/Applied Physics Lab, Laurel, MD
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Two drunk buddies were in the neighborhood bar talking over the good
old days, when one decided he had better walk home.  He started home
through the nearby graveyard, when he fell into a newly-dug grave.  It
was wet and cold, and it was too deep for him to climb out.  So he
called out for help.  When none arrived, immediately, he tried again,
for he was feeling pretty miserable.

An hour or so later, his buddy started home, having closed down the
bar.  As he was trudging throught the graveyard, he heard the faint cry
of his buddy, and went to investigate.  Just before he arrived, the
first drunk called out "Helllllllp.  Someone help me.  Its coooold down
here."

The second drunk offered condolences: "Of course you're cold down
there.  You nit-wit, you kicked off all the dirt!"