Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1a 7/7/83; site rlgvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!seismo!rlgvax!guy From: guy@rlgvax.UUCP (Guy Harris) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: TECO/MAKE (try it) Message-ID: <1278@rlgvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 12-Oct-83 12:01:26 EDT Article-I.D.: rlgvax.1278 Posted: Wed Oct 12 12:01:26 1983 Date-Received: Fri, 14-Oct-83 00:42:37 EDT References: <1879@allegra.UUCP> Organization: CCI Office Systems Group, Reston, VA Lines: 22 There is a "make" joke that will work on UNIX (although the presence of "make" means if you drop in a TECO on your UNIX you can't use "make" to create a file): Try make love or, even better, make "the perfect dry Martini" And, for dessert, try ar t "Santa Claus" and, if you use the C shell, Hey UNIX! Got a match? (thanks to OZ for the last one). Guy Harris {seismo,mcnc,we13,brl-bmd,allegra}!rlgvax!guy