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Subject: Mountbatten jokes - (nf)
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Date: Wed, 12-Oct-83 22:27:34 EDT
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uiucdcs!mcdaniel    Oct 12 14:45:00 1983

What kind of shampoo did Lord Mountbatten use?

Nobody knows, but they found some Head & Shoulders on the beach . . .


What's white and flies over the ocean?

Lord Mountbatten's tennis shoes.

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Tim McDaniel, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, CS dept.
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