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From: newman@fortune.UUCP (Steven Newman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: True love
Message-ID: <1604@fortune.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 14-Oct-83 20:25:59 EDT
Article-I.D.: fortune.1604
Posted: Fri Oct 14 20:25:59 1983
Date-Received: Sun, 16-Oct-83 10:07:03 EDT
Organization: Fortune Systems, Redwood City, CA
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   Okay, look, I can dig a shirt, and I can even understand it with no
embroidering, fine, but NO SEAMS? How the hell am I supposed to pull THAT
one off?

   Alright what's next.....*SAY WHAT*!!!  REAL ESTATE!?!?

   Look here, you want to get this thing off the ground, you better stop
with the ridiculous requests. I mean really, you have any idea what an
acre of beachfront property COSTS these days. You've been smokin' somthing
stronger than parsley, and sage, and whatever else you've been mumbling
about. Let's see, what el...oh,...oh no, you must be crazy! First I'm going
to buy you an acre of land, and then you want me to HARVEST it for you!?!
And with a *leather* tool yet? Forget it buddy, I'll see you around!


   On my way to the Fair,
   Scarsborough, England