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From: laura@utcsstat.UUCP (Laura Creighton)
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Subject: Re: Chicken and Chick
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Date: Mon, 17-Oct-83 18:41:33 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 17 18:41:33 1983
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When I was small, my father taught me 2 funny things which a friend of his
later said they learned as a triplet with the "chicken and chick" dialog.
They went like this: (remeber that they were the epitome of grade 8 humour)

Pepsi Cola hits the spot
drink it though you'd rather not
looks like water -- tastes like WINE!
Oh my gosh! It's turpentine!

A: Tough!
B: What's tough?
A: Life's tough.
B: What's life?
A: A magazine.
B: How much?
A: 10 cents.
B Tough!

 [ ... ]

i wonder how many of these things are around.

laura creighton
utzoo!utcsstat!laura