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From: ki@linus.UUCP (Kevin Ilsen)
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Subject: Light bulb joke
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Date: Mon, 17-Oct-83 14:16:55 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 17 14:16:55 1983
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The following is by far the best light bulb joke I've ever heard/seen.  It
turned up in the "empty array joke column" of the December 1982 issue of
APL QUOTE QUAD (the SIGAPL newsletter).  It was submitted by George V. E. Otto,
now at Bell Labs Indian Hill and formerly at U. of Pa. while I was there:


Q:  How many Marxists does it take to screw in a proletarian light bulb?

A:  None (of course) because a proletarian light bulb contains the seeds of
    its own revolution.


                                         Kevin Ilsen
                                         MITRE