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From: jsc@nbires.UUCP (Steven Carnes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: cold jokes
Message-ID: <253@nbires.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Oct-83 10:48:53 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 17 10:48:53 1983
Date-Received: Wed, 19-Oct-83 20:39:37 EDT
Organization: NBI, Boulder
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It was s-o-o cold that:

	I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant.

	I saw an exhibitionist just describing himself.