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From: walsh@ihuxi.UUCP (B. Walsh)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Leper jokes
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Date: Tue, 18-Oct-83 11:14:24 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct 18 11:14:24 1983
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    What did the leper say to the prostitute?


    "Keep the tip."



    Why did the leper flunk his driving test?


    He left his foot on the clutch.



    What do you call a leper in a bathtub?



    Stew.




    Why did they cancel the leper hockey game?



    There was a face off in the corner.