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From: wmb@sun.UUCP (Mitch Bradley)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Wanna Mess Around?
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Date: Tue, 18-Oct-83 23:59:37 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct 18 23:59:37 1983
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Caviar comes from a Virgin Sturgeon -
Virgin Sturgeon's a very fine fish.
Virgin Sturgeon needs no urgin'
That's why caviar is my dish!

( That was the CHORUS )

Fed some caviar to my girlfriend
She was a virgin tried and true
Now my girlfriend needs no urgin'
There ain't nothin' she won't do!

CHORUS, of course

Fed some caviar to my grandpa
He was a man of ninety-three
Shrieks and screams were heard from Grandma
He had chased her up a tree!

CHORUS

	There are reputed to be more verses.  The
person who taught me these couldn't remember any more.
I think this was written in a book entitled
"Bawdy Songs and Barroom Ballads".  If someone could tell
me who publishes the book, I would be eternally grateful.

		Mitch Bradley
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