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From: mlr@ihuxn.UUCP
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Subject: computer automation
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Date: Wed, 19-Oct-83 14:09:45 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct 19 14:09:45 1983
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Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, Il
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Here are a few quips as seen in INFOSYSTEMS October 1983.

You can tell when office automation has gone too far.


"I had it out with the computer today. It docked my pay and
transferred me to Peoria."

"Don't think of it as replacing you, Basil. Think of it as setting
you free to look for a better job."

"I was replaced by a computer, but they kept me on for historical
reasons."

"I need a few dozen employees to work until we can afford to replace
them with a computer."

"I am an equal opportunity employer... I employ three different
types of computers."
-- 
			M.L. Robins ihuxn!mlr