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From: oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Haavad Joke
Message-ID: <1301@rlgvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Oct-83 19:30:39 EDT
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Posted: Wed Oct 19 19:30:39 1983
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And then there was the time that due to a computer error, someone from
Brooklyn, was accidentally admitted to Harvard!  His first day on campus,
he decided that he had better study, so he went forth looking for the
library.  After much frustration, he approached an upper classman.  "'Cuse
me, could youse tell me where the liberry's at?"

"Young man," replied the upper classman with his best Harvard hauteur
(Thanks to Guy Harris for that astonishing alliteration), "here at Haavad
we do not end a sentence with a preposition."

"Allrite," said the Brookynite, "Could youse tell me where the liberry's
at, Asshole!"

                   He, who once passed through Brooklyn,

                                     OZ
                              seismo!rlgvax!oz