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From: cjh@csin.UUCP (Chip Hitchcock)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASEM
Message-ID: <340@csin.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Oct-83 14:31:50 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct 18 14:31:50 1983
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   Our former system manager once contrived to chew up a large portion of
the filesystem, starting at the top (did something like "rm *" while su'd;
sent out a msg later that day advising everyone to use del instead of rm).
As an experiment, he typed "whoami" and got back "INTRUDER ALERT!" (we
concluded that he'd made the system allergic to him).
   I mentioned this to an acquaintance who told me he'd hacked his UNIX (tm)
so that if this situation ever occurred, it would say:

	YOU'RE NOBODY UNTIL SOMEBODY LOVES YOU