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From: kurt@fluke.UUCP (Kurt Guntheroth)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASEM (VMS)
Message-ID: <771@vax2.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Oct-83 12:42:45 EDT
Article-I.D.: vax2.771
Posted: Wed Oct 19 12:42:45 1983
Date-Received: Fri, 21-Oct-83 06:20:31 EDT
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Everett, Wash
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My favorite is from VMS

%-W-NORML Normal Successful Completion

Which never occurs except thwn there is some sort of error.  Can ANYONE
explain this?

-- 
Kurt Guntheroth
John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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