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Subject: !(arms & legs) - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 27-Oct-83 00:00:45 EDT
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uokvax!craig    Oct 18 09:13:00 1983

What do call a man with no arms and legs who is hanging on the wall?
Art.

What do call a man with no arms and legs who is sitting on the front porch?
Mat.

What do call a man with no arms and legs who is swimming?
Bob.

What do call a man with no arms and legs who is water skiing?
Skip.

What do call a man with no arms and legs who is sitting on a woodpile?
Rick.