Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!harpo!floyd!clyde!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uokvax!craig From: craig@uokvax.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: tiny deformed children - (nf) Message-ID: <3367@uiucdcs.UUCP> Date: Thu, 27-Oct-83 00:01:41 EDT Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.3367 Posted: Thu Oct 27 00:01:41 1983 Date-Received: Sat, 22-Oct-83 04:03:25 EDT Lines: 22 #R:uokvax:7500013:uokvax:7500014:000:775 uokvax!craig Oct 18 15:39:00 1983 Well, you see, this couple had a baby. Afterwards, their relatives starting arriving. The relatives would go see the baby, and then visit the parents who were still in her room. The parents had not yet seen the baby. Well, as the relatives filed through the room, the parents noticed that something was wrong. Some were crying, some looked sad, etc. So finally the parents went to the room where all of the babies were kept and saw their baby. They looked in the room, and in the spot where their baby was supposed to be was this giant eye. Well, they started crying. And they cried, and cried. (etc, etc) Finally the doctor showed up and said, "I haven't told you the worst news yet." "He's blind..." Craig Miller ...!ctvax!uokvax!craig ...!duke!uok!craig