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From: dswankii@uok.UUCP
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Subject: Sex Joke - (nf)
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Date: Thu, 20-Oct-83 23:05:30 EDT
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Posted: Thu Oct 20 23:05:30 1983
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uok!dswankii    Oct 18 12:39:00 1983

This guy was screwing his neighbors wife when a car pulls into 
the drive."My husband!" she screams. He panics and jumps out
the window. He finds himself on the street, naked, under cloudy
skys. There is no place to hide except in a crowd of joggers.
As he runs along, a woman looks over and says "Do you always
jog in the nude?" "Oh, yes ma'm!" he replies. "Does it always
result in that kind of sexual excitement?" she asks. "Oh, yes
ma'm!" he replies. "Do you always wear a condom?" she inquires.
"Only when it rains, lady. Only when it rains."