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From: kk9w@pur-ee.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Quaker and his cow
Message-ID: <1040@pur-ee.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Oct-83 08:39:40 EDT
Article-I.D.: pur-ee.1040
Posted: Fri Oct 21 08:39:40 1983
Date-Received: Sat, 22-Oct-83 07:33:53 EDT
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  One fine day, a Quaker was out milking a his cow, Bessie, when
she kicked over the milkbucket.  Unruffled, he set the bucket 
upright and tried again.  Well, after Bessie had kicked the
bucket over twice more in a short time, the normally non-violent
Quaker decided that he had had enough.  
  He then told his cow, "Now Bessie, thou knowest that I am a
Quaker and cannot strike thee, but if thou does not stop kicking
over the milk bucket, I will sell thee to a Baptist, and He will
beat the crap out of thee!"


Dave
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