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From: dxp@pyuxhh.UUCP (D Peak)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: NUNsense
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Date: Fri, 21-Oct-83 12:09:44 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct 21 12:09:44 1983
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 A nun walks into a liqouor store at about 10.30pm and asks the
store keeper for a bottle of brandy.
 The store keeper is somewhat apprehensive about selling hard liquor to a
nun."It's purely for medicinal purposes"she explains "for the mother superiors
..ahem,...ahem..er....c o n s t i p a t i o n".Understanding her embarressment
the store keeper quickly wraps the bottle for her and wishes her a good night.
  Half an hour later the store-keeper locks up the store and walking towards
his car sees the prone body of the nun.Fearing for her safety he dashes over
to her.Propping her her he notices the now empty bottle of brandy and the 
overpowering smell of liquor on her breath.Reviving her he says"Sister why 
did you lie to me,you told me the brandy was for your mother superiors
constipation not for you"
 "Thatz right"slurs the befuddled nun"when the mother superior sees me she's
me she gonna SHIT HERSELF"