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From: walsh@ihuxi.UUCP (B. Walsh)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Balloons
Message-ID: <602@ihuxi.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Oct-83 16:29:17 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct 21 16:29:17 1983
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A little boy went to his mother, pointed to her chest and asked,
   "Mommy, what are those for?"
His mother, for lack of any better explanation, replied,
   "Why, those are balloons so when mommy dies, they'll inflate
    and take mommy to heaven".
Apparently satisfied with this, the boy left to go play.

A few days later, his father got a phone call at the office:
   "Daddy, daddy!! Come home quick! Mommy's DYING!!"
The father asked,
   "WHAT??!! What do you mean??"
The boy explained,

   "Well, there's an angel here and he's blowing up mommy's balloons
    and she's screaming 'Oh God, I'm coming!!'!!"