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From: slimw@mhuxh.UUCP (wittman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Minister (rot13)
Message-ID: <1179@mhuxh.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Oct-83 18:13:37 EDT
Article-I.D.: mhuxh.1179
Posted: Fri Oct 21 18:13:37 1983
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Cnencuenfrq sebz "Qnir Nyyra Ng Ynetr" - n OOP fubj gryrivfrq ba COF 
fbzrgvzr ntb va Tnvarfivyyr, SY.


	Bapr gurer jrer n Pngubyvp cevrfg naq n Zrgubqvfg zvavfgre
jub unq nqwnprag greevgbevrf va Verynaq. Rirel Fhaqnl nsgre freivprf gur
gjb jbhyq znxr gur ebhaqf gb gubfr zrzoref bs gurve erfcrpgvir 
pbatertngvbaf jub unq orra hanoyr gb nggraq gung jrrx (sbe jungrire ernfba,
urnygu, genafcbegngvba, rgp.). Abj vg whfg fb unccrarq gung gurl jbhyq cnff
rnpu bgure ba gur ebnq rirel Fhaqnl naq fvapr gurl unq fhpu n ovt nern gb 
pbire gurl obgu ebqr ovplpyrf.
	Bar Fhaqnl gur cevrfg abgvprq gung gur zvavfgre jnf jnyxvat vafgrnq 
bs evqvat. Ur nfxrq gur ernfba sbe guvf naq gur zvavfgre ercyvrq gung 
hasbeghangryl vg unq orra fgbyra naq ur pbhyq abg nssbeq n ercynprzrag.
Gur Pngubyvp cevrfg eryngrq gung n fvzvyne guvat unq unccrarq gb uvz 
bapr, ohg ur znantrq gb unir gur ovplpyr erghearq ol rkcbhaqvat hcba
gur rivyf bs fgrnyvat qhevat bar bs uvf frezbaf. Ur qvq guvf ol
erivrjvat gur Gra Pbzznaqzragf naq chggvat fcrpvny rzcunfvf ba gur 
pbzznaqzrag "Gubh Funyg Abg Fgrny". Gur avtug bs gung frezba gur 
ovplpyr jnf erghearq.
	Jryy gur zvavfgre gubhtug gung guvf jnf n tbbq nccebnpu gb 
gur ceboyrz naq qrpvqrq gb qryvire n Gra Pbzznaqzrag frezba gur irel
arkg Fhaqnl.
	Gur arkg Fhaqnl gur Pngubyvp cevrfg fnj gur zvavfgre znxvat
uvf ebhaqf naq fnj gung vaqrrq ur jnf evqvat uvf ovplpyr. Jura gur gjb
cnffrq gur cevrfg erznexrq gung ur fnj gung gur byr Gra Pbzznaqzrag frezba
jbexrq ntnva. Gur zvavfgre ercyvrq, "Jryy, abg rknpgyl - Jura V tbg gb
gur pbzznaqzrag gung fnvq "Gubh Funyg Abg Pbzzvg Nqhygrel"
V erzrzorerq gung V yrsg gur ovplpyr bhgfvqr Zef.B'Znyyrl'f orqebbz jvaqbj."