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From: dave@rocksvax.UUCP (Dave Sewhuk)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Computer msg humor
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Date: Fri, 21-Oct-83 11:29:46 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct 21 11:29:46 1983
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I like the example from XDS Fortran Language Ref manual on common statements:
	COMMON MARKET, SENSE/GROUP3/X,Y,JUMP//GHIA, COLD
I even hear tell that the internals of the compiler have interesting 
stories.   The interface to the monitor was called "MERRIMAC".

Choking on the dust from the manual, Dave.

PS This may be a repeat, not sure if it really did get out, mail told me it was
rejected.
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