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From: brando@linus.UUCP (Thom Brando)
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Subject: Re: the great beyond
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Date: Mon, 24-Oct-83 12:46:41 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 24 12:46:41 1983
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Joe Blow's in heaven, he's bored, and St. Peter comes over to him
and asks him what's wrong.  Joe says he's bored, and St. Peter
says, "Well, what did you do on Earth when you were bored?" Joe
answers, "I played golf," so St. Peter says to get his clubs and
meet him in an hour on the other side of that big cloud and they'll
have a foursome.

An hour later, Joe's waiting on the other side of the cloud when
St. Peter arrives with one other guy, whom he introduces as Moses,
and then suggests they tee off.  Joe asks where their fourth is,
and St. Peter says, "He'll be here by the time we finish teeing
off."  So first Joe, then Moses, then St. Peter tees off, and
just then this guy comes walking over the top of the cloud: he's
got shoulder-length hair and a beard, he's wearing sandals and a
robe, and he's trudging along caring this heavy golf bag on his
back.

So the guy tees off, and it slices way to the left, right into
some woods.  When they find the ball, it's wedged in between a
huge rock and a tree, and the bearded buy places one foot on the
rock and the other on the side of the tree, and he's trying to
line himself up for a shot back onto the fairway when Joe says
to St. Peter, "Who the hell does he think he is?  Jesus Christ?"
And St. Peter answers, "No, he KNOWS he's Jesus Christ... he
THINKS he's Arnold Palmer!"