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From: ron@uokvax.UUCP
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Subject: lost at sea... - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 23-Oct-83 22:16:10 EDT
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uokvax!ron    Oct 20 10:32:00 1983


typical 'lost at sea joke':

a large cruise ship was sunk, and all the people on board had
to fend for themselves.  there was a small island nearby, and
(again, just to keep the joke going) a man and six beautiful women
found there way there (floating in on wood from the ship, mostly).

and how lucky they were!!  the island was as close to heaven as
they could get.  nice tropical weather, plenty of fresh fruit,
no dangerous animals.  the 7 knew if they waited long enough someone
would come along and rescue them.

(trouble in paradise...)

one problem, though.  (i'm sure you've already guessed it.)  here
we have one man and six women.  "HOW, oh god, HOW am i going to
sexually satisfy all of them" the man pondered to himself???
the girls, of course, were curious also.  they finally reached
a workable solution:  he would spend one day a week with each
girl, leaving sunday's for himself.  

at first this was terrific.  almost a dream.  a different girl
each day (except sundays), and all were just terrific in the
sand. (no beds, remember?)  this took place for about two months,
and you could imagine what happened.  the man was losing weight,
feeling drained, and all he did was look forward to his sunday's.
the women were just tooooo much for him.  

one sunday the man was sitting on the beach looking out at the ocean.
he was relaxing, trying NOT to think about the week of non-stop sex
coming up.  as he looked out at the water he thought he saw a little
piece of drift wood coming in.  "oh my god!!, there's a man out there!!"
he exclaimed.  and sure enough, there WAS a man hanging on to the piece
of wood.  "this is terrific," he thought. "we can split the women up,
we'll each only get THREE a week.  this is terrific!!!"

he waited and waited for the man to finally drift far enough in so
he could help him out.  finally the man was withen shouting distance.
he yelled out "CAN YOU MAKE IT TO SHORE!!!"  
the man on the piece of wood waved a limp wrist in the air and
yelled "thave me, oh thave me , you big hunk of a man!!"

the man on shore mumbled to himself, "aw hell, there go my sunday's"

	ron

ps  sorry so long....

...ctvax!uokvax!ron