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From: advisor@utcsstat.UUCP (Scott Owen)
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Subject: Re: !(arms & legs) - (nf)
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Date: Mon, 24-Oct-83 20:16:25 EDT
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Posted: Mon Oct 24 20:16:25 1983
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What do you call a woman with no arms and one leg?

Ilene.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your barbeque?

Frank.

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs on your barbeque?

Patty.

What do you call a Japanese woman with no arms and one leg?

Irene.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being dragged through
the bushes?

Russle.

What do you call a dog with no front legs and no back legs?

Doesn't matter - it won't come when you call it anyway.

I know, you've probably heard some of these before, but hopefully
not ALL of them.